Misunderstandings & Inappropriate Clothing.

It was another Gala night tonight so everyone was in sequined posh frocks and DJ’s in the silver service restaurant but Andrea and I ended up in very undignified hysterical laughter.

What Andrea actually said:“There’s lots of sparkly numbers around”.

What I heard, “I just farted as there’s no one around!”

We actually got some sun today so we spent some time in the hot tub at the back of the ship. To get there we wore our complimentary Cunard logo bathrobes.

Afternoon tea came around and I offered to get tea and scones for Andrea and I but got into the buffet area before it had reopened. I then found myself getting disapproving looks from staff and fellow passengers as I stood in the queue looking like I had just gotten out of the bath.

It was a bit awkward but I decided that my pride and self respect was less important than a scone with jam and clotted cream. Get stuffed snobs!